Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_core/__core.init.php on line 814

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/sessions/_sessions.init.php on line 268

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 135

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 139

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 147

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 154

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 201

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 207

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 235

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 250

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 261

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_main.inc.php on line 273

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/files/model/_file.funcs.php on line 583

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_connect_db.inc.php on line 29

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_core/_param.funcs.php on line 1739

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_core/__core.init.php:814) in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/sessions/model/_session.class.php on line 222

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/items/model/_item.funcs.php on line 114

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_core/model/dataobjects/_dataobject.class.php on line 417

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_core/model/dataobjects/_dataobject.class.php on line 433

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_core/model/dataobjects/_dataobject.class.php on line 442

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_blog_main.inc.php on line 507

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/items/model/_item.class.php on line 1877

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/items/model/_item.class.php on line 3546

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/items/model/_itemlist.class.php on line 538

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/items/model/_itemlistlight.class.php on line 118

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/items/model/_itemlistlight.class.php on line 178

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/items/model/_itemlistlight.class.php on line 833

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/generic/model/_genericelement.class.php on line 109

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_core/__core.init.php:814) in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/_core/_template.funcs.php on line 59

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/plugins/code_highlight_plugin/_code_highlight.plugin.php on line 344
Eh sì... brum brum

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/widgets/widgets/_coll_item_list.widget.php on line 225

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/widgets/widgets/_coll_item_list.widget.php on line 229

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/widgets/widgets/_coll_media_index.widget.php on line 174

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/widgets/widgets/_coll_media_index.widget.php on line 177

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/widgets/widgets/_coll_media_index.widget.php on line 239

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/inc/widgets/widgets/_coll_comment_list.widget.php on line 148
« Atari Teenage Riot - Destroy 2000 Years of CultureI drammi della città di Firenze »

Eh sì... brum brum

17.07.07

Permalink 22:16:22 by IGN, Categories: Cazzate assolute

:fonzie:
cazzo figata...

ok ok, spieghiamo ai cari lettori come è funzionato sto patentamento...

sono il terzo del mio gruppo, e nel frattime asd mentre gli altri facevan la guida, noi gli davamo dietro con un'altra macchina... e accanto a me c'era una che non faceva che dire "qui mette la freccia! esatto, e qui scala, poi freccia, poi a destra... ma come va messa la freccia sulle rotonde?" |-|

comunque dopo un pò tocca a me, salgo, mi fa le solite domande di rito "Nome? Cognome? E' parente della concessionaria?"
parto: cintura, specchietto, freccia, ... VROOOOOOOM!... merda, il freno a mano -.-
l'esaminatore "scusi, ma lei è ingegnere? e allora saprà che se c'è qualcosa che non va e lei ha fatto tutto bene, ci sarà un intoppo da qualche parte"
lascio freno a mano e parto...
risultato dell'operazione: 2 inversioni, 2 rotonde complete, 1 parcheggio e UNA PATENTE
e andiamo a Berlino!... anzi no, andiamo al Meccanò!
:vezzo: offre lui


Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/skins/_item_feedback.inc.php on line 156

Trackback address for this post

Trackback URL (right click and copy shortcut/link location)

No feedback yet


Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/skins/_item_comment_form.inc.php on line 71

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/skins/_item_comment_form.inc.php on line 115

Comments are not allowed from anonymous visitors.


Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/plugins/_calendar.plugin.php on line 184

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/mhd-01/www.kojia.net/htdocs/uranio/plugins/_calendar.plugin.php on line 909
February 2012
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 << <   > >>
    1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29        
Questo blog può indurre sonnolenza. Tenere fuori dalla portata della buoncostume. Assumere solo per piccole dosi. Areare il locale prima di aggiornare. Aut. Min. Rinco.

Search

Random photo

XML Feeds

powered by b2evolution free blog software